Dear readers,
On March 30th, 2023, I ran a poll asking whether you wanted a new book starring the Action Girls from my novel Jungle Jitters, or if you wanted a book with all new characters. A whopping 91.3% of you said you wanted another Action Girls book, so I sat down and began to brainstorm.
It took a little longer to write than I had planned, but mark your calendars for March 18th, 2024, because that’s when The Action Girls in Into the Bush will be unleashed upon the world. I can tell you without hesitation that Into the Bush is my best book yet.
Also, Into the Bush has my best cover yet, with art by an amazing digital artist and illustrator who goes by the monicker Apolonster, and design by Drew Stepek, owner of the eBook store Godless.com.
Before proceeding to the cover reveal, my attorneys have advised me to give the following disclaimer:
Before viewing the cover to J. Manfred Weichsel’s latest mind-bending literary extravaganza, please be advised that if you are pregnant, suffer from a heart condition, or experience anxiety or panic attacks, reconsider scrolling down. Side effects of the Into the Bush cover may include moments of disbelief, jaw-dropping astonishment, and a sudden urge to run away from home and join the circus. Consult your doctor before proceeding further. Remember, J. Manfred Weichsel book covers are not for the faint of heart or the easily startled. If in doubt, please consult your sense of adventure.
And now, without further ado, the cover for The Action Girls in Into the Bush:
Synopsis:
Most people don’t realize that before he was America’s premier writer of subversive fiction, J. Manfred Weichsel had his roots in Hollywood, where he wrote screenplays for the Action Girls, a trio of starlets who produced and acted in their own indie movies throughout the 2010’s.
In this behind-the-scenes memoire, J. Manfred Weichsel dishes out the most salacious details of the making of their most notorious film, Into the Bush.
After the overwhelmingly successful premier of Jungle Jitters, Jennifer, the leader of the Action Girls, is eager to make another Jungle Adventure movie, and she asks her regular scribe, J. Manfred Weichsel, to write it.
His pitch? A three-hundred-mile-long giantess named Patty McGloop lies eternally on her back in the Mojave Desert, with a public hair region spanning seven miles from below her navel to between her thighs. Just as the Gargantua ray made Patty McGloop very big, it also enlarged the microscopic animals that live on her skin and hair. Wouldn’t it be fun to go exploring inside her pubic hair jungle in order to document all the interesting flora and fauna?
The Action girls excitedly make all the preparations needed to shoot such a bizarre motion picture, and take a helicopter to Patty McGloop’s navel, the gateway to her colossal realm. But the girls are quickly captured by the savage creatures inhabiting McGloop’s lush bush. Now, it is up to J. Manfred Weichsel, screenwriter, to go on a daring mission into the bush to rescue them.
Now, if you didn’t get this from the synopsis, Into the Bush is a semi-sequel to my book Jungle Jitters, in that Jungle Jitters exists as a movie within the world of Into the Bush. This means that you don’t have to have read Jungle Jitters to understand Into the Bush, but it may help you get some of the jokes and appreciate things a little more fully. So, if you haven’t read Jungle Jitters yet, pick it up at the digital or brick and mortar bookstore of your choice: https://books2read.com/Jungle-Jitters. Jungle Jitters is, or course, also available on Godless, right here: https://godless.com/products/jungle-jitters-by-j-manfred-weichsel.
Or, if you prefer, wait until March 18 to read Into the Bush.
Okay, that’s about it. Before I go, I just want to give a shoutout to my amazing artist:
Apolonster specializes in fantasy themes drawn for an adult audience. He has an academic art education, and has completed many courses to improve his skills, knowledge and abilities, as well as hundreds of hours of self-improvement of practical skills. To learn more about Apolonster’s work, including how to hire him, visit his linktree here: https://linktr.ee/apolonster.
Thanks for reading. I can’t wait for you to be able to read Into the Bush on March 18.
Sincerely,
J. Manfred Weichsel
Hi, J. Manfred! You're funny. The cover is interesting, to say the least, and the premise is enticing. The best of luck upon its release. I hope it sells BIG.
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